BEWARE! You will be Afraid!
Roll up! Roll up! Witness a Modern Marvel, a Feisty and Ferocious Female and undoubtedly A Naughty Nipple Nasty Nappy Ninja. Those with a weak constitution are urged to look away or stick to your knitting! Be alarmed at her Devious Duplicity! Be Alert as to her Cunning Cuteness! Just, we beg of you, be Careful!
Yes ladies and Gentlemen, she looks gentle enough, some might even call her cute, but don't be fooled. Witness now as an innocent life is threatened by her Bestial Savagery!
Unaware, the trusting, naive doll allows itself to sit perilously close to the tremulous Maw of the Quivering Beast!
Like terrible, unwatchable Lightning she strikes! Too fast for the human eye to see, we've harnessed the power of a Spaniards Hips on his Wedding Night into a special lense able to capture this Macabre Massacre!
Look away now Women. Men, Cover the eyes of your young ones lest they be forever scarred by the Horrible Humanity of what we see and become Beatnicks, lost to you forever.
Thankfully, it is over quickly for the doll. Its gentle life lost before it knew what danger lay in waiting. Its felty black eyes never to open 'pon lifes harsh horrors again.
Take from this what you can Gentle Viewer, be happy in what you have and love but keep the knowledge of what you've seen here, deep, deep inside your heart and use its lesson to protect those you love....
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